Time is stupid

If everything went the way it should, a day would last 26 hours and the year would be longer. But it doesn't, so time flies too fast and I age like a flippant tomato (see?! Even my idioms are stupid) who thinks everyone else has it wrong. Well, they do, but that isn't the point. Time passes too fast when the brain is occupied because time is relative to the individual's experiences, meaning that the astronaut aging thing is true; yet very, very ridiculous. If all was right, and none was wrong, I'd be king o' the world and living on a mountain in a wonderfully decorated zombie bunker surrounded by zombies but filled with supplies, people, and food. Also, gas would be useless and no one would have to worry about the environment because it would take care of its damned self for once and let the common folk worry about important things, like reproduction and work.

The first of 2010

Today is the first day of twenty-ten. We won't be seeing those cool novelty glasses with the zeroes as eyes till the year 3000, so we may as well get used to having a weird thin slit on the left eye for 9 more years.

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I stayed up till almost three, with a party at my house. I ate food. I drank champagne (not tasty).