Revolveration

Thrown back in jail.

2010-07-12T22:47:00.000-07:00

I've realized something. After having a jail-broken iPod touch for so long, I realized that it is way faster to just use the regular 'jailed' version of apple's amazing device. It really goes so much faster in every aspect! I'm fine with not having a wallpaper for my home-screen. I don't need multitasking, it's just a hassle. But Apple, what were you guys thinking not including battery percentage on iPhone 3G and iPod touch 2G!?! That's just silly! Why wouldn't these devices be able to handle showing some numbers beside the battery icon? I just don't understand how you people decided this was a good thing to remove from the ios4 experience

P.S. I find it really intriguing how the new spell check is telling me ios4 is wrong. The suggestions are 'is', which in find weird, but I guess it might have something to do with the letter placement on the on-screen keyboard...

False Expectations

2010-06-30T07:24:00.000-07:00

Last night, I had a bunch of dreams related to a bunch of things. One of the dreams was related to getting my newspapers delivered to me a few hours earlier than normal (so the night before...) and being able to go deliver right after breakfast. The dream was so boring and realistic, that I really thought my newspapers came last night in real life. I was disappointed slightly to find out it had only been a dream.

Funk that shot (or the unfair beating of a gamer).

2010-06-19T21:05:00.001-07:00

Hi. I am a human being who enjoys playing a demo for a game called Modnation Racers on his PS3.
My brother has a friend over, and he's been wanting to play on the PS3 for a while now. I wouldn't let him, and his parents came. I decided (logically) that they would just get him and go, leaving me to play on the demo in peace. The fates decided it would be good if I was punished for being so logical.
I find out that he's staying longer, his parents being over just so mine have some other adults to chill with. I'm not fast enough, my brother punches me in the arm. I get mad. I start telling my grandpa (who happens to be close by) but he only tells me to be quiet and let the kids play. I make a fuss, and nobody is liking this, especially me, so I just peace it upstairs. Yay typing on a sideways itouch...

~~~

Sidenote: E3 tells us of the death of proper gaming again, eh?

A guy's use of a feminine hygenie product?

2010-05-16T21:56:00.000-07:00

Shocking title? Well, here's the less shocking story to go with it:
Yesterday, after an athletic program of origins I shall not name, I arrived home after an hour and a half of doing nothing interesting with a friend. Don't jump to any conclusions about that though, because it only invloved being slow cooked inside a VW Jetta while his mom went to a grocery store to buy (you guessed it) groceries. Then we went to his house and ate Pizza sticks while watching mythbusters. How does this have anything to do with my incredibly interesting albiet grammatically incorrect title? Find out in the next paragraph or so.

Anyway, I got picked up by my dad, and ate the rest of my Pizza sticks in the car. We arrived home, and I got a text from my friend Mr. B telling me to go hang out with him and Ms. O (http://onionringsaroundtheworld.blogspot.com) for a while. I originally declined, but after being convinced by him that I didn't really have anything else to do on account of it being a weekend, I ate some food and biked over to a certain 4-way intersection that we'd designated as the meeting place. From there, we all biked to a certain well-known coffee shop. We then went to a close-by grocery store and got chips, magazines, and a bottle of Ice Tea. We then biked to a park, set down our bikes, and ran for the swings. Mr. B didn't get a swing, so he rode Ms. O's cruiser bike for a minute or so. Then I gave him my swing and rode the cruiser (cruisers are pretty cool). When I got back from the short ride to the park's baseball diamond, a bit of stuff happen. I ended up falling/getting slightly pushed onto the dirt under the swings (because the pebbles just magically seem to disappear from under swings... Hmmm) and hurting my elbow. I blew a small gasket and eventually noticed the blood. I wiped a bit of it off with some leaves while my friends threw the pebble filled Ice Tea bottle at each other. It wasn't really wiping the blood well, so I asked them if either of them had a band-aid or something similar. Ms. O gave me a "feminine hygenie product" (as polite conversation would have them called) and I put it to my bleeding elbow. It wasn't a very large wound, but the dried blood made the wound look scary (from my angle). I learned a lot about how "feminine hygenie products" work that day.

Anyway, that's most of the story. You can stop reading if you don't care about what happened next.

Here's what happened: we went to Mr. B's house and bounced on his trampoline after I recieved a proper band-aid to put on my elbow. Ms. O read her magazine while she recieved a lava lamp from Mr. B (who obviously no longer needed it). Eventually everyone went back home (otheb than Mr. B; who was already home) and I don't remember what else I did, but basically, feminine hygenie products can semi-useful for men too.

Today was a good day.

2010-05-09T19:01:00.000-07:00

I agree with whoever once said the some days are really great, some are boring, and others you could do without. Haven't heard it before? Well, that might be cause I just wrote it off the top of my head. Not literally off the top of my head, but close enough to the brain to mean something.

Recipe for starting a great day
Supplies:
-Bed/Comfortable sleeping location
-Warmth
-Human Companionship
-Portable entertainment
-Duties to shirk

Directions (Sung to the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha):
1. Wake up in the morning (or whenever you normally do if you're a vampire).
2. Go to the bathroom and use the toilet (unless you don't have one).
3. Brush your teeth (with toothpaste; not a bottle of jack).
4. Rinse your mouth with water (but a bottle of jack would do well here).
5. Go back to bed (after finding your portable entertainment [example: DS, PSP, a book, etc.]).
6. Shirk the aforementioned duties with your portable entertainment.
7. Ignore human companionship whilst enjoying your lovely heap of warmth.
8. Sprinkle lightly between 2 hours of the day.
9. Go back to your regular routine (after getting dressed).

It would seem obvious that everything in the previous list was followed by me to the letter. Ignoring the bottle of jack and using plain-old tap water however, I did do most of it. I played my DS (DSi to be exact). I ignored my brother while he hovered (again, not literally) over me as I played my DS. Also, when I felt that I had shirked enough responsibility for the day, I went downstairs to walk the dog, but found out I didn't have to! Can anyone spell relief in the sky in large letters made of pink and red balloons!?!

Later in the day, I started reading a book (the Reckoning), and went to a park with water and a beach and crabs (hmmmmm), and finished the book in about 6 hours (?). At the beach/park/crab-infested-area, I ate chicken, salad, and potatoes. The potatoes were delicious, being sure to eat the entire tin-foil cooked half I received, and I enjoyed being out in the sun after so much winter.
If you were to ask me to sum up this day, I would tell you (in large letters for emphasis):
YUM, I FINISHED A BOOK AND ATE FOOD WHILE SOAKING UP THE SUN LIKE A SPONGE THAT WAS INTO THAT SORT OF THING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Got a dog

2010-04-25T23:18:00.001-07:00

My family adopted a mix breed dog yesterday. He is named Charlie. The full story is that my mom was volunteering at the local SPCA and since dogs are family animals and need attention and walks, the volunteers have to take the dogs home every night to keep them happy. My mom brought Charlie home Friday night. Everyone in my family fell in love with him, so we adopted him. He's got a very calm personality, he loves to chase the tennis ball, and he reminds of something close to a havanese dog.
I'll be enjoying our newest family member's company very much.

Explosive finish

2010-04-07T21:32:00.000-07:00

Hey. Guess what. Reading.

Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Go read. It'll solve a lot of problems you may be facing (e.g, boredom, rejection, anger, etc).
Actually, it won't help with anything major, like a psychiatrist could, but you'd still get somewhere!

~~~

Anyway, the point is, certain types of books are very interesting, and spelling mistakes are often hard to find... (but I still notice them for some reason every now and then...) And yet the editor should still do a better job for certain books.

Grim out.

Siesta-ing to the end

2010-02-05T22:38:00.001-08:00

Oh hey, today my mom saw that I was tired when I was about to go deliver my newspapers, so she told me to lay down for a while. I asked if her if she could tell me when 10 minutes had passed because I needed to go do my work. She said that I should just try falling asleep. I did, and boy oh boy did I fall asleep. First came the drifty feelings. Then a one second blackout. Then I just sat there, on the comfortable couch waiting to fall asleep. After a while I asked my mom to tell me what time it was. I had started my rest at 4:00, and she told me it was 4:50. I freaked out and she told me that I actually fell asleep and was snoring for a while.

Ps, siestas are the same as powernaps, but they sound less retarded.

Time is stupid

2010-01-31T21:51:00.001-08:00

If everything went the way it should, a day would last 26 hours and the year would be longer. But it doesn't, so time flies too fast and I age like a flippant tomato (see?! Even my idioms are stupid) who thinks everyone else has it wrong. Well, they do, but that isn't the point. Time passes too fast when the brain is occupied because time is relative to the individual's experiences, meaning that the astronaut aging thing is true; yet very, very ridiculous. If all was right, and none was wrong, I'd be king o' the world and living on a mountain in a wonderfully decorated zombie bunker surrounded by zombies but filled with supplies, people, and food. Also, gas would be useless and no one would have to worry about the environment because it would take care of its damned self for once and let the common folk worry about important things, like reproduction and work.

The first of 2010

2010-01-01T10:57:00.000-08:00

Today is the first day of twenty-ten. We won't be seeing those cool novelty glasses with the zeroes as eyes till the year 3000, so we may as well get used to having a weird thin slit on the left eye for 9 more years.

~~~

I stayed up till almost three, with a party at my house. I ate food. I drank champagne (not tasty).

Late, later, latening

2009-12-23T22:53:00.001-08:00

I find it rather interesting that it is almost eleven at night and I am writing in my web journal. This is interesting because I usually try to fall asleep at this point. I am able to write away from the computer because I have discovered a really cool app for my iPod that lets me write to my account (I tried using the web browser, no luck) and I find that awesome.
So, I'm really wired cause I had some great homemade chocolate, but there was/ is too muh cocoa, so...

Holy crap I'm so un-tired!

Twenty Three Hours of Fun

2009-12-20T20:33:00.000-08:00

I just had a really fun 23 hours. It started Saturday at 5pm, and it ended today at 4pm.
There was a party, and the boys were out-numbered by girls. I left the party at 10:47pm.
Then today I went to Bellingham (shopping) with my family. It was my brother and sister's first time in America. But then when we got home it all went downhill.

The war is ...

2009-12-14T17:10:00.001-08:00

There is a war going on in a game I play. An official war.
The game is Team fortress 2, and it is awesome.

Who cares about schedules? Not me.

2009-12-09T07:12:00.000-08:00

I've stopped caring about the set schedule of when I have to write in my journal that I don't treat as a journal™. My Socialifizication skills are through the roof right now, otherwise known as +32 points right now. There's this one kid I know that's at -43, but you probably wouldn't know him, because his name starts with a 'J' and ends with... an 'E'.

~~

For scorn, and seven ears ago,
Our "FORE!" fathers set foot on the land of dreams, opportunity, and hope. Actually, scratch those last two, only dreams. It is called dreamland, and it can be visited in your dreams.
"In my dreams?" you may ask.
"Yes, in your dreams," I would reply, then I would walk away briskly to prevent further discussion with such an imbecile.

~~

I'm talking about dreams; which usually happen whilst a person is sleeping. Some people say they don't dream, but actually, they just don't remember when they wake up. You know the saying of 'if you remember your dream 3 seconds after you wake up, you'll remember it vividly forever,' Well, I just made that up, so you shouldn't remember it.

~~

Who invented the idea of us being able to dream? Is it just a recollection of past events thrust upon us in a new light? Am I going mad?

Today is the day...

2009-12-06T20:07:00.000-08:00

...of dayhoodity.

~~

I haven't written since the first of December. But who cares? No one actually reads this because what I write is boring because frankly I'm not expecting anyone to read it. Oh... I'm seeing the cycle now, just like how Neo can see the matrix, I too, can see... the cycle. Interesting.

Boar-dumb

2009-12-01T18:55:00.000-08:00

I've just done an hour or so of math, and it was not enjoyable. Please, if math has helped you succeed at all, then don't tell me not to complain! I will flout my remaining Childhood as much as I can!

High Definition: the best thing since sliced bread.

2009-11-29T19:08:00.001-08:00

My family is now part of the 21st century in the truest sense of the word. We own a proper HD TV. What fun, because we've already started finding NatGeoHD and DiscoveryHD and other similar channels to enjoy the High Definition experience.
Mmyes, I did just try to make a 'high' joke; so what?

Monday was shot at...

2009-11-24T07:08:00.000-08:00

but I missed it.
Badum Tss.

Tuesday was missed.

2009-11-19T19:21:00.000-08:00

Yes. I have reason to believe that tuesday was missed.

Big whoop.

[NYV]The Palmoilening

2009-11-15T07:49:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvFFZoGR5ek

If it doesn't work the first time you click, just open it up later in the day.

[EGR] Fallout 3 (Nov-11-2009)

2009-11-11T19:35:00.000-08:00

So far I am delighted by this game. A minor annoyance is that you have to walk large distances between quests with few enemies in the way. That also helps you get into the feel of the game.

To make up for it...

2009-11-11T17:00:00.000-08:00

I will make 3 journal entries today...
This is the second. So I'll make one more after.
~~
Definitions of Entry names(For future ref.):
(EGR)[EARLY GAME REVIEW] (You might see me do these often, they mean what I think of a game while I play it.)
(FGR)[FINISHED GAME REVIEW] (Less often, because getting to the end of a game takes longer than just playing.)
(NYV)[NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO] (Sometimes I post stuff on my youtube. I will provide a link for it in case you would like to see it.)
~~
Other definitions will be posted at a later time.

I missed 3 days?

2009-11-11T07:30:00.000-08:00

Oh big deal. It's not like any one cares. And yes, I am posting on a day I'm not supposed to.

HMMM??? The problem with that is nonexistent.

The Unspecific.

2009-11-03T17:21:00.000-08:00

My posts have degraded from random stupidity to stupid randomnity; Seriously, it's gotten to the point where I have to ask myself..."Will people find this mentally-degrading?"
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel like... well, a person who does weird stuff for attention.
What are they called? I can't really remember, but I'll get to it by the end of today's entry.
*topic switches are represented by 3 consecutive ~'s from now on.*
~~~
So today I tried to walk home the 'cool way', but ended up just getting the sun in my eyes. Oh, frak this weather. FRAK THIS WEATHER TO HEEEEELLLLLLL (Not pronounced HEEEEELLL, but HELLLLLLLLLL).
On the other hand, I totally improved my socialocity by... -4.
If anyone knows how math works, then that means that my socialocity actually decreased by 4 ranks... or points or whatever socialocity is measured in.
~~~
I remembered what a social vacuum is called!
A doucheba-- no, I'm just kidding, they're called Show-offs.

Robots are very intriguing.

2009-11-02T21:53:00.000-08:00

Honestly, robots these days are either 1 or more of the following varieties.

-Simple
-Scary*
-Realistic*
-Nightmare-inducing*
*=All-in-one package!

Now, I hope that makes sense to you, but if it doesn't, then too bad for you.

Mass Confusion

2009-10-29T19:22:00.000-07:00

Parent Teacher Night, and my dad talks to my teacher. Now I'm guaranteed to have no free time in high school. Thanks dad.

Shoot Shite Shizzle

2009-10-27T07:57:00.001-07:00

I missed another day? Dear, this is bad.

But who cares? No one actually reads this blog. >_>

Awesome day.

2009-10-22T17:18:00.000-07:00

Not that I'm gonna tell anyone what actually happened.
If you go to the school you'd know that it involves a principal, some scissors, and an old student.
PACHOW.

Yes... I did it.

2009-10-20T20:44:00.000-07:00

So, yeah, I managed to do what I said I was going to do (For the thick ones among you, I managed to get my homework done, just so you know). Pretty cool huh? Waking up at... 6:40am, and leaving home at 7:31am, arriving at school a little later. I went to do my homework in my last-year-teacher's class (No grammar problem, it belongs to the teacher). So, yeah, I'm tired-ish; Or is it spelled "Tireded" or "Tirendt"???

Hello again I am a robot now because of the tiredocity [tired-ocity (Velocity)] in my veins.
FLOWING THRU MY VEINZ!
That was irrelevant. See yah.

Homing the workings of doom.

2009-10-19T18:06:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

I forgot some homework at school.

I need to go really early tomorrow morning and work on it.

It's due tomorrow.

BAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I had some sort of nagging...

2009-10-15T16:43:00.001-07:00

Nevermind. Well, scheduled posting is so... monotonous.
But who cares, I spice it up in my head by giving myself interesting delusions about "Doing the world a favor" or "Helping the poor".

I know I'm not, and I can't. So I wont. HAH!

I've found the best addiction possible.

2009-10-13T19:17:00.001-07:00

Small mints.
(I.E., Tic Tacs...)

~~

Yes, so since I have horrible breath problems, Dr. Grimvoid (Me) has prescribed me "Take 1 tic-tac every day after you eat lunch to prevent bad breath."
That was a lie, but still, this is a great, non-life-destroying addiction that I'll gladly be addicted to.
YES!

Thanks-giving-to-me!

2009-10-12T09:54:00.001-07:00

I have such a busy day ahead of me.

Thanksgiving is so boring. URG.

School is really boring... good thing I have none today.

Addendum: I partied softly at some people's house.

Snooooree.

I MISSED A DAY.

2009-10-08T17:06:00.000-07:00

Oh. It seems I should change my update schedule to Monday, Tuesday and Thursday, because my Wednesdays and Fridays are taken until further notice.

...

So, not much happened lately. I don't have anything to discuss today. Lates.

Notice more crap.

2009-10-06T17:46:00.000-07:00

Wow. School.
Homework is something I'm not used to, and English is where there is an over-abundance of it.
I wish... never mind, wishing is never good. Has anyone read this yet?
Am I technically just using this to vent into the nothingness of the internet?
I'll never know if I don't advertise... hmm...
I feel so alone.

Notice I don't post on weekends.

2009-10-05T15:26:00.000-07:00

Wow. I didn't post on the weekend. Here are the reasons why:
1. I had nothing to say.
2. I was busy.
3. I had guests over.
That is all. Yeah.

So, on the other hand, no one actually reads this blog.
Do they?
If anyone does, they should comment.

FRIED, AY?

2009-10-02T16:01:00.000-07:00

At some point during your reading of this web journal you will notice I like to make titles that are very similar sounding to a certain word or phrase e.g., Glow-Ball War-Ming, etc.
That is all, for today was really boring.

Not critical

2009-10-01T18:45:00.000-07:00

Yesterday's post made it sound like my arm doesn't work.
Ooh. It does. But it hurts...

I need to advertise this place.

I think I don't have anyone reading this.

ANGST!

Arm is busted (FREE VERSE POEM)

2009-09-30T21:50:00.000-07:00

It just hurts.
Tonight, I was at a sports day program.
It was soccer.
A ball flies over my head.
I attempt to kick it, and obviously fail.
The force of me throwing up my right leg makes my left leg fly to.
I fall and land on my left arm.
Atleast that's what the witness accounts tell me.
The elbow hurts, I can't flex, pull, push or lift.
If I go to the doctor, it will be pointless.
The arm isn't broken, I can move it.
It just hurts.

This. Is. A. Revolver!

2009-09-29T18:33:00.000-07:00

Hi. Please disregard all other "Web Journals" by me. Notice I don't call it a blog. Blog sounds stupid. Web Journal sounds stupid too, but hey, who's really here to judge? I started this journal as a creative net for the spout that is my imagination. The bathtub was becoming too clogged with potential ideas, so I had to pull the plug (Normally 'pull the plug' means kill someone if they are on life support, but here I mean make a journal to get the ideas out), and thus I set forth so many ideas that a whirl-pool was caused and everyone died.

No, they didn't actually die, but it sounds very dramatic doesn't it? How many people have actually liked any stupid movies? How many idiots have liked smart movies? Who is in between this analogy? You. The reader, that's who. Get your head out of the gutter and listen up. Trouble's a brewing and we need to stop it. Addiction is something bad. My brother tells me I'm addicted to computer. I'm not addicted, I'm addicting. Whoops, I didn't mean to make that sound so... terrifying. Well, laters, hope you check this place out soon.